By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher… and that is a good thing for any man. [Socrates]
If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn’t look like an elephant.
I can bend minds with my spoon….
You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how. [Gone With the Wind].
You know you’ve spent too much time on the computer when you spill milk and the first thing you think is, ‘edit, undo.’
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not. [Virgil Thomson].
Human Being: Bag of mostly water.
/EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can.
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75].
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
Its all very well being able to write a book, but can you waggle your ears ? [JM Barrie (author of Peter Pan) to HG Wells].
